HE’S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY! or IT’S NOT EASY BEING GREEN

Years ago, in the quiet Sussex hamlet of Town Littleworth, something from the black extra-cosmic gulfs of space fell from the sky. Something that a childless couple took in and raised as their son. In this one act of kindness, they may have doomed the world. GREEN MESSIAH is a botanical adventure for use with LAMENTATIONS OF THE FLAME PRINCESS WEIRD FANTASY ROLE-PLAYING and other traditional role-playing games. It is suitable for characters of most levels, and vegetarians. Within you will find an invasive alien species of shape-changing root vegetables, malicious trees, and an extensive menu of delicious – and potentially fatal – fruits and vegetables from another world. The adventure is best played in a shaded area, watered no more than once a week, and kept indoors in colder months. The Messiah Green, before his verdant apotheosis, wrote FORGIVE US, FISH FUCKERS, MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE, and MIDVINTER.